Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE?

sunday Sunday SUNDAY!!!!!

The place: New York!
The time: Midnight 'til Forever

Town halls? Open!
Clerk's offices? Open!
Judges? Robed and ready!
NYC Mayor Bloomberg? Officiating!
Niagara Falls? FIRST!
Avenue Q's Ricky and Rod at City Hall? With bells on!

Gay couples! Marriage certificates! Rings! Weddings! "Til death us do part's"! Tears! Laughter! Receptions! Cake! Dancing!

Armageddon? Doubtful!
Plagues of locusts? Only in Maggie Gallagher's bloomers!
Destruction of the "institution" of marriage? Get real!
Equality? Now yer talkin'!

NY wedding-related Businesses? Ch'ching! Ch'ching! Ch'ching!

NY lawmakers who voted 'Yes'? Thank you!
Open and affirming churches and synagogues? Love you!
Fred Phelps protestors? Screw you!

Tapping on champagne glasses? [Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting!]
Happy-couple smooches? [Applause!]
Do it again? [Ting Ting Ting Ting Ting!]
Happy couple blushes? Awww.

A blender? Sweet!
Another blender? Nice.
Another blender? Oh.
Another blender? "Ma! Come grab a blender, we got four!"

DJ? Check!
Tin cans tied to bumpers? Check!
Garters? Bouquets? Check! Check!
Honeymoon suites with Jacuzzis? Bubble Bubble!

And this comment from brooklynbadboy, posted in Clarknt67's must-read diary, New York Braces For The Rainbow Crush:

Everything is booked. Everything. Gotham Hall. The Rainbow Room. Cipriani. You name it, its fucking booked. I know because my friends are getting married and theyre fucking freaking out they'll be stuck in the back at BBQ's in Downtown Brooklyn. REALLY Ghetto.

I love this place Nice Martin on the Upper West Side. Provincal style food. They called. Booked. I then recommended Dylan Prime in Tribeca. Booked.

It's going to be one helluva Sunday, for sure!

And now, a Friday night C&J toast to all the soon-to-be-hitched couples who, starting Sunday, will become both legally-married spouses and living history:

[Clinky Dinky!]

Mazel Tov, Congratulations and Cheers! Hot damn, your day is finally here!

Your west coast-friendly edition of Cheers and Jeers starts below the fold... [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]

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