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Late Night Snark: Egyptian Cobra Approved!
"Moammar Gadhafi is said to be hanging out in a series of underground tunnels. That's basically admitting you're evil."
---Jimmy Fallon
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"I don't know if [Michele Bachmann] is here. She's probably not. She's campaigning in Iowa and organizing in that important caucus state because she's running for president. That's really all I have for that joke."
---Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) at the Congressional Correspondents' Dinner (Watch it here)
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"Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for 'I'm running for president.'"
---Lewis Black on The Daily Show
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"We've been told the only reason corporations aren't creating more jobs here is the punitive corporate tax rate fueled by our workers' demands for a "western" standard of living. But apparently, even with their negative-60-percent tax rate, G.E. has a cut a fifth of its American jobs in the last nine years, while boosting jobs overseas. Y'know, I know the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people, but what I didn't realize is that those people are assholes."
---Jon Stewart
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"While it?s hot in Los Angeles, it?s snowing on the east coast. Some states are too hot and some are too cold. I think we?re going through menopause as a nation."
---Jimmy Kimmel
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"According to [Maine Governor Paul LePage's] spokesman, the [pro-labor] mural 'sparked complaints from some business owners' and was removed because 'the message from state agencies needs to be balanced.' ? But Governor LePage is not anti-art. He's asking the public to send in 'artwork that depicts the cooperative relationship that exists between Maine's job creators and the workers who power Maine's economy.' Well said! There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now, much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer."
---Stephen Colbert
And from one year ago:
"I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care [and] for resurrecting the Obama presidency. I know they're saying, 'Why are you thanking me? I was so against it---I marched on Washington with tea bags hanging off my Founding Fathers costume with a gun on my hip and a picture of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.' And America saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man.'"
---Bill Maher
Free to good home: a fresh pile of $#!!&%! Snow. Help yourself.
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